Hallo, hallo lovers! Remember when I promised the new series “Unclaimed Letters?” Well, ze moment has arrived. Jump up and down! I said jump! Higher! I can see you on your webcam and you’re not jumping! Okay, okay, you silly cats. This edition’s letter comes from a woman clearly in need of a massage and maybe … Read More →
I’ve been asked before why I like running. I could answer with some eloquent spiel about how it allows me to achieve unparalleled mental clarity or renders a tremendous feeling of personal accomplishment, but the real joy is that I can fall off the track and pick right back up without a gaggle of pissed … Read More →
You probably assume from the title I’m talking about Rachael Ray and her pet food line. Not so. This was on our grocery list recently: In case you don’t speak German, I’ll translate the key detail. YES! With Hearty Pieces of Heart. Now you probably thought the same thing I did when I saw that: … Read More →